Mexico: Talent search for AC crew?

DEAR ED., A few of us, Bay Area sailors all, are in Puerto Vallarta for a short break, and we thought your SI readers would enjoy seeing this "Turicleto." It reminded us how much we were missing the "Tour de Bermuda" America's Cup racing on TV. We thought about renting it for a jaunt around the block, and to see if we are fit enough to crew on an AC50, especially after dos o tres Margaritas. But it's too damn hot. Seriously, we were wondering if there is an AC talent search going on here in MEX. Wish you were here. –Super Mario, Sausalito.